Behold, The Royal Hiney Jumpsuit 👑 Specially made to move around in and if you don’t receive compliments you are in an alternate universe, most likely! Be careful out there!
Pre-sale: small-batch manufactured (300 jumpsuits, limited edition). Pre-sale discount applies to the first 30 people to acquire this exquisite garment (!!!), ready for shipment before the end of 2026.
The top: soft, compressive tube that will make you feel secure and snatched. Halter-string security because the nip mustn’t be freed lest it be thy wish, your highness
The bottom: wide culotte legs made of a matte nylon fabric that feels and performs like “athleisure” but is elevated enough to pair with a blazer (if you so choose). Adjustable ankle cord for a parachute silhouette.
Not a jumpsuit moment for you? Convert the top into a fold-over waistband — hawt!
The details:
Pockets, JDG-drawn doodles, and a crown-shaped seam displayed across the booty for refined flattery, your highness.
Doodles include: cutlery (because you really ATE😈), bunnies (because you can be cute AND wild), The Missing Link (a better luck charm, found in limited places), musical notes and more.
xoxo lysm
Behold, The Royal Hiney Jumpsuit 👑 Specially made to move around in and if you don’t receive compliments you are in an alternate universe, most likely! Be careful out there!
Pre-sale: small-batch manufactured (300 jumpsuits, limited edition). Pre-sale discount applies to the first 30 people to acquire this exquisite garment (!!!), ready for shipment before the end of 2026.
The top: soft, compressive tube that will make you feel secure and snatched. Halter-string security because the nip mustn’t be freed lest it be thy wish, your highness
The bottom: wide culotte legs made of a matte nylon fabric that feels and performs like “athleisure” but is elevated enough to pair with a blazer (if you so choose). Adjustable ankle cord for a parachute silhouette.
Not a jumpsuit moment for you? Convert the top into a fold-over waistband — hawt!
The details:
Pockets, JDG-drawn doodles, and a crown-shaped seam displayed across the booty for refined flattery, your highness.
Doodles include: cutlery (because you really ATE😈), bunnies (because you can be cute AND wild), The Missing Link (a better luck charm, found in limited places), musical notes and more.
xoxo lysm
